Where are you from?

Pluto or Mars not sure, from a different planet according to
family.

Why are you in Loughborough?

Got lost on the way to somewhere interesting.

Tell us something quirky about yourself?

I used to shave my arm pits and legs.

Tell us about your family?

Apparently I was not born but hatched, I think my parents were
Wood pigeons

What are you passionate about?

Anything beginning with family or anything made from
chocolate orange.

5 words that best describe you. Go!

In the words of my school report:
Tries hard, nice but dim.